League Business
Where the Money Goes: 2026 Costs and Payouts
$1,250 collected. $375 for Draft Night. $875 for the winners. Here is every dollar and every payout.
See the full breakdown →From the Commissioner's Desk
News
The league newspaper. Draft coverage, every power rankings release, recaps, and unsolicited opinions. Filed weekly, disputed hourly.
Recap
Casey Soulies Wins the 2026 Kenny Powers
Three votes were enough. Casey survives a four-man photo finish to claim his first Kenny Powers Trophy.
Read the full story →Recap
The 2026 Draft Board Is Official
Ten teams, 16 rounds and all 160 selections from the 2026 Sunday Hu$tle draft—preserved pick by pick.
See every pick →Power Rankings
2026 Week 1 Power Rankings
The new guy takes the top spot, the Schmohawks commit a felony, and one 0-1 team might already be better than its record.
See the rankings →League Business
The 2026 Draft Lottery Is Live
Ten teams. Ten balls. Zero dignity. Run the simulator or watch the official draft order unfold.
Run the lottery →League Business
2026 Keeper Watch
The full keeper board, decision deadline and every value pick still under consideration.
Open keeper watch →Event
Pay Up, Degenerates: 2026 League Dues Are Due
$125 per owner. Venmo CFO Chris Waller and get your name out of the red on the Waller Ledger.
Check payment status →Event
Matt Hirahara Joins The Hu$tle
New owner takes the field as the Substation Survivors. Rookie badge, clean record, no excuses — the 2026 season just got a little more electric.
Read the full story →Trash Talk
Frank Goes Nuclear
Ten owners. One belt. Nine losers. Frank “The Tank” Flemming torches every franchise in the league before a single pick is made.
Read the full preview →Trash Talk
Happy Birthday, You Absolute Legends: A Sunday Hu$tle Double Feature
Jake Corbin turns 47, Vince Diaz turns 44, and both finished 10-4 atop the 2025 standings. Written, by law, by Kenny Powers.
Read the full story →Event
2026 Draft Night at Vince's House
Saturday, September 5 at 2:00 PM. The spread, the pool, the Kenny Powers ceremony and the draft lottery — everything to expect.
Read the full story →Power Rankings
2026 Preseason Power Rankings
Ten owners, three years of receipts. Where everyone stands before a single 2026 pick is made.
See the rankings →