The Sunday Hu$tle
YOU'RE FUCKING OUT!
The most prestigious mouth in fantasy football. This trophy celebrates the manager who talked the biggest game, backed it up just enough to keep their job, and never let anyone forget about it. Ego required. Filter optional.
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Trophies Awarded
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Reigning Loudmouth
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Listed in order of coronation
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What It Means
The Kenny Powers Trophy is not about wins and losses. It is about presence. It is for the manager who fills the group chat, who drafts with their chest, who will absolutely blame a 147-point benching on a Thursday night kicker. The winner is voted on by the league — not because they were the best, but because they were impossible to ignore.
Some years the trophy goes to a champion. Some years it goes to the team that finished 4-10 but never stopped talking. That is the point. You do not win the Kenny Powers Trophy by being quiet.
Trophy Criteria
- 01.Must demonstrate an elite combination of confidence, delusion, and volume.
- 02.Trash talk must be creative, relentless, and at least partially unwarranted.
- 03.Winner accepts the trophy with the humility of a man who absolutely believes he deserved it.
- 04.Runner-up is encouraged to complain loudly, thereby campaigning for next year’s trophy.