Power Rankings

Two titles in three years (2023, 2025), interrupted only by a shocking 3-11 collapse in 2024. Most championship hardware of anyone in the league right now.

Reigning 2024 champion and his second career title, backed up with a playoff-caliber 8-6 in 2025. Trending the right direction.

Two straight third-place finishes (2023, 2024) before a quieter 2025. Reliable playoff floor, championship ceiling still unproven.

Bottomed out at 4-10 in 2024, then roared back to a runner-up finish in 2025. The league's biggest swing team.

Runner-up in 2024 sandwiched between two rough seasons. Boom-or-bust profile with the range to win it all.

Slow fade — 4th (2023), 5th (2024), 7th (2025). Due for a bounce-back season or an honest rebuild.

A down stretch across all three years. Never embarrassing, but no real playoff push since the glory run.

All resume, no ring. Three years of regular-season noise — 2nd in 2023, a league-best 11-3 in 2024, 3rd in 2025 — and nothing to show for it when it counted. Until the Bootygoons close one out in December, the benefit of the doubt is gone. Prove it in 2026.

New to the league — no track record yet. Rookie season starts from scratch.

Dead last, and it isn't close. Two Kenny Powers trophies (2022, 2024) set the tone before 2025 delivered the first 0-14 season in league history. You don't climb out of that in a preseason.